The E's, celebrating their first
anniversary, were hit by a falling
600 pound cow.
The police are at it again with their toys. Now they have lasered an 82 year old mentally ill woman armed with a hammer.
Another woman was arrested and is going to court because a policeman heard her cursing her backed-up toilet. She should have shut her bathroom window before talking to her toilet.
Fabio and George Clooney almost got into a fight in a restaurant. Over a woman (she was with Fabio and apparently trying to take pictures of Clooney. Battle of the titans.
Pat Robertson has endorsed Rudy Giuliani for President. I guess there are things stranger than fiction. In fact, Robertson is one of those things. Will the endorsement of an absolute nut case help?
Seven different countries have now announced they are going to give up the dollar as their major currency. China and Russia are among them. I think Iran has already done so. Great job, Bush!
The price of oil almost reached $100 a barrel. Maybe tomorrow. The price of gas in Southern California is already $4 a gallon. Great job, Bush!
Couple in California busted for pot by the Feds even though they had state prescriptions for it. C'mon Arnie, tell 'em its only a leaf.
There is a rumor that Tucker Carlson may be fired. Not to worry, maybe he can be replaced with Glenn Beck or Ann Coulter. I understand Bill O'Reilly is still looking for a loofah.
Some of the pundits are saying Hillary has lost because of her performance in the last debate. These are the same pundits who told us previously the sky was falling.
In our little town we have a new Mayor and two new members of the City Council. These races are all non-partisan, but please note that all three are Democrats (this is a very heavy Republican stronghold). Is this a good sign?
In other good news it appears that at least for the moment the nuclear energy people are not going to get the multi-billion dollar subsidy they want. Does this mean people are coming to their senses? Probably not, it's more likely there just isn't any money. It's all been sent to Iraq.
"Sociology is the study of how the masses are being exploited by an elite Bourgeoisie."
Max Schulman (I think)